I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.
But I’ve never been to the moon! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.
- I’ll get my kit!
- I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
- Hey, whatcha watching?
Large bet on myself in round one.
It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Large bet on myself in round one. Kif might! You are the last hope of the universe.
- I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…
- We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
- Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”.
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. Daylight and everything. Large bet on myself in round one. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Belligerent and numerous.
Kids have names? Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. That’s not soon enough! I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. No, she’ll probably make me do it. Ow, my spirit! Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Why did you bring us here? So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Is that a cooking show? Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?
I don’t want to be rescued. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Bite my shiny metal ass. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it?
